funnyordie:

Reblog to Win K-Swiss Blades!

Kenny Powers announced today that he combined the fastest shit he’s ever seen to make the fastest shoes you’ve ever seen.

Someone who reblogs this will win a pair of these K-Swiss Blades!

collegehumor:

Man sends Telegram to get Senator’s attention, after realizing she doesn’t have a twitter.

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collegehumor:

Mordor Weather Forecast

Another scorcher.

collegehumor:

Big Ass Big Ass Chain Chain

It’s so big, “bling bling” isn’t an outdated enough phrase to describe it.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Dratini (Pokemon cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz gin (Bombay Sapphire Gin used)
1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq
splash of blue curacao

Directions: For this variation of martini, mix and stir in the ingredients over ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Place a dollop of whipped cream on the side of the glass as a garnish.

“It is called the “Mirage Pokémon” because so few have seen it.” -Pokedex entry for Dratini

Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.

cutgrassgetrupees:

Okay these photos are better. 

gamefreaksnz:

Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset by Razer

USD$129.99